What do you think about Bathory?

So you say you are into speed black metal? Let me make sure you clearly understand the question, I said: you say you are into true underground death screaming speed metal? Well then what do you think about Bathory? What do you mean you have never heard of them? Oh, I see, you are one of the millions of assheads that thinks W.A.S.P. is underground death, that thinks nobody is heavier or faster than Metallica... Well you profaned, shit stuffed piece of nothing, do me a favor and crawl away and DIE! (D. Williams/Blood Press ca 1985 promoting brand new "The Return...." album).